Friday, August 24, 2012

AWKWARD GOOGLE SEARCH OF THE DAY


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11 comments:

  1. Yes, zombies float.

    No, I won't reveal how I know. :3

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  2. The fact that the nine other searches are asking about what zombies do then I think it's obvious that zombies must exist!

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  3. Well, do zombies make good flotation devices?

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  4. Some people don't realize Zombies float and have feellings? WTF!? Some of the greatest poets out there are floating Zombies!!
    People really need to look things up better on Google!!

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  5. Everyone knows zombies don't poop...who would ask Google such a silly question? Geesh.

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  6. Q: Do zombies goto Heaven?
    A: If love God N each other, yes!

    Check-this-out...

    Yes, earthling, Im an NDE
    so I actually know God exists:
    He rewards those who HONOR n RESPECT
    Him and strive to follow His Laws;
    for those who wanna know what
    Seventh-Heaven holds for your
    indelible, magnificent soul whom
    God has so carefully crafted
    (and if you're not too concerned
    with WWIII and N. Korea,
    you better follow us):

    Find-out what RCIA means and join.
    trustNjesus.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your indelible soul.

    PS denying Hell will not prevent
    U.S. from falling INTO Hellfire:

    Jesus is the Just Judge;
    He only 'reads' what OUR past,
    mortal lifetime consisted of.
    so... I'd strongly urge you to read
    'Lui et moi' by Gabrielle Bossis
    (a French writer, translated, into
    crystal-clear-1000W-GE-prose;
    a must have for anyone who wannsta
    grow UP in our predestined
    relationship determined by YOU).

    Make Your Choice -SAW

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  7. Q: Do zombies goto Heaven?
    A: If love God N each other, yes!

    Check-this-out...

    Yes, earthling, Im an NDE
    so I actually know God exists:
    He rewards those who HONOR n RESPECT
    Him and strive to follow His Laws;
    for those who wanna know what
    Seventh-Heaven holds for your
    indelible, magnificent soul whom
    God has so carefully crafted
    (and if you're not too concerned
    with WWIII and N. Korea,
    you better follow us):

    Find-out what RCIA means and join.
    trustNjesus.
    ALWAYS.
    God bless your indelible soul.

    PS denying Hell will not prevent
    U.S. from falling INTO Hellfire:

    Jesus is the Just Judge;
    He only 'reads' what OUR past,
    mortal lifetime consisted of.
    so... I'd strongly urge you to read
    'Lui et moi' by Gabrielle Bossis
    (a French writer, translated, into
    crystal-clear-1000W-GE-prose;
    a must have for anyone who wannsta
    grow UP in our predestined
    relationship determined by YOU).

    Make Your Choice -SAW

    ReplyDelete

 
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